Have you ever walked into a party solo and realized that the only person you knew was the host? After saying your hello, fixing a drink and checking out the food, you run to the bathroom to give yourself a pep talk (
They're just people. You can do this!) Then you cruise the room, eavesdropping on everyone's conversations looking for that break where you can jump in (
you knit personalized bonnets for your cats? How interesting!)
As your confidence crumbles after a few false starts, you admit defeat and surreptitiously text yourself so you can declare upon hearing your phone beep
oh my goodness! (because you're so paralyzed with social fear that phrases like
oh my goodness! have entered your personal lexicon)
I forgot that I was supposed to meet a friend! Silly me! (see previous parenthetical about
oh my goodness!) and you slink home to the comfort of your couch and
Venture Bros. on the TiVo.
Of course, the above situation is
purely hypothetical.
News Flash! Internet No Longer for Nerds! I used to think of the Internet as this huge Nerdvana: ten years ago, online dating was for geeks and blogging was in its infancy and your friends would accuse anyone of online folks you met in meatspace as being axe murderers. Over time, the lines have blurred between online life and real life (and Second Life!) but I'm still meeting people who feel like they don't know how to jump in on the conversation at the social networking is cocktail party.
But some of my fellow nerds are still sitting in the bathroom, giving themselves a pep talk and texting themselves from their own phone. So I'm inviting you to my party. I'll be your boot-clad Nerd Yenta and Miss Manners while we discuss all things having to do with dating and relating online, whether it's geek love (or just like.)
Welcome to Antisocial Networking.
Thanks for joining!