As I was walking out of a meeting yesterday, S. said to me
y'know, that kid from AI is a total nerd.
I stared at him blankly.
AI?
American Idol?
I nodded as if I knew exactly what he was talking about, although I hadn't the faintest. When I hear
AI, I think Kubrick-turned-Spielberg with the
younger brother from Lizzie McGuire being mean to
that kid who sees dead people.
Of course, I know what American Idol is, although I've never seen an episode. Since I sound like the lovechild of
Betty Boop and
Kathy Griffin, I've never been much for the singing.
American Idol is one of those shows I can absorb through osmosis. I'm lazy! Why do I need to watch when eleventy billion people on the planet earth and possibly surrounding galaxies will do it for me?
In the one corner, we have
25-year old David Cook, whose favorite quote is from the Patrick Swayze classic
Roadhouse ("Pain don't hurt.') He also bears a passing resemblance to
Nelson Muntz.
Separated at birth?
But seventeen seconds of online research told me that one of the remaining contestants is
17-year old David Archuleta, who reminds us that "
you'll never be lonely if you befriend yourself."
An article in
Newsday reveals that
17-year-old David Archuleta is "
an A student with a quiet demeanor, he wasn't among the school's most popular kids, nor the star of school plays."
The article continues:
"He giggles every time you confront him," Archuleta's 11th-grade English teacher Chantel Thackarey said. "I can't believe how well he's doing because he's just so painfully shy."
A painfully shy and awkward kid who bears a passing resemblance to
Eddie Munster and can somehow muster the courage to sing in front of millions.
I can't get it up to warble
Don't Stop Believin' on a Tuesday night in
front of twelve porn stars on their sixth Jack and Ginger.
Which brings us to this week's FACEOFF!
David Archuleta: Nerd or Not?
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